Pizza so criminal it needs a lawyer extra cheese for bail money.
Soup_Sensitive
Ill eat it
KaleidoscopePurple74
Crust issues, sauce issues, and uncooked topping issues to name a few. Straight to jail. No bail.
mjp31514
I have some concerns about that crust
BeefWellingtonSpeedo
Not good looking, but a breakfast pizza? Insufficient evidence. 🪄✨🌚🍕🤏🫠🌞
a_duck_in_past_life
Tell me this isn’t Brazil. Someone else take the heat this time.
IIsosharp

KobeBeatJesus
What chain is this?
Vaper_Bern
She’s a little rough around the edges, but I’d take her out at least once. Not guilty.
limpymcjointpain
My dog asks you to please refrain from posting pictures of his yak online.
Jax72
“right to jail, right away”
JediSSJ
More likely the ER.
Flashy-Indication-48
Nah I’d eat this.
needweedplsthanks
Aside from that dry ass crust this looks not bad
humourlessIrish
Nothing could have possibly saved that base.
But thats no reason to add more atrocities
lastcallin5
Flair brazilean says it mexico beach eats this crap ill ask again. Are you insane? Id say not guilty in a case of insanity
Secondhand-Drunk
Other than looking slightly undercooked it looks nice
pkmaster99
Honestly, fine to me. Shrimp and bacon? I’ll take it
Dmau27
The ingredients are there, it’s an execution problem.
Large-Glass-3497
Yuck 🤢
chumpandchive
old ass crust
Ok_Expression_973
straight to solitary
tropicofpracer
This looks like pizza from a mediocre sports bar that decided a week ago, “everybody loves pizza..let’s start doing pizza” They ordered some frozen crusts from their Sysco vendor and here we are. Is that rolled up bacon?!
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What am I looking at exactly?
I’d give it a try
Pizza so criminal it needs a lawyer extra cheese for bail money.
Ill eat it
Crust issues, sauce issues, and uncooked topping issues to name a few. Straight to jail. No bail.
I have some concerns about that crust
Not good looking, but a breakfast pizza? Insufficient evidence. 🪄✨🌚🍕🤏🫠🌞
Tell me this isn’t Brazil. Someone else take the heat this time.

What chain is this?
She’s a little rough around the edges, but I’d take her out at least once. Not guilty.
My dog asks you to please refrain from posting pictures of his yak online.
“right to jail, right away”
More likely the ER.
Nah I’d eat this.
Aside from that dry ass crust this looks not bad
Nothing could have possibly saved that base.
But thats no reason to add more atrocities
Flair brazilean says it mexico beach eats this crap ill ask again.
Are you insane?
Id say not guilty in a case of insanity
Other than looking slightly undercooked it looks nice
Honestly, fine to me. Shrimp and bacon? I’ll take it
The ingredients are there, it’s an execution problem.
Yuck 🤢
old ass crust
straight to solitary
This looks like pizza from a mediocre sports bar that decided a week ago, “everybody loves pizza..let’s start doing pizza” They ordered some frozen crusts from their Sysco vendor and here we are. Is that rolled up bacon?!
Looks good but why dint they cut up the bacon 🥓